bia

skidaddle skidoodle

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me:

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

quitting my job to focus on being in love

[bia @bbpsantos]

maybe i’m ready

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

the honeymoon stage lasts forever if you date people who see Romance as not only a vehicle for courting, but as a medium in which to live forever

[crumb @cuptoast]

]:{

[Bonnie @33onnie]

you watch a movie then have to go to work the next day doesn’t seem right

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

I have a working theory that Ellen DeGeneres is using the substance to become Jojo Siwa

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie

[jynx @jynxbby]

wdym you're pulling out. do you hate me

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

every girl should have a balcony or a terrace or maybe even a secret garden hidden from the outside world

[Dee @figgled]

I used the label maker

[k8 ⎕ @noposhchoc23]

it’s time.

[Meredith Gay 🛋️✨ @MerGarza]

¿Te puedo morder?

[aaliyah @youronIyace]

not using dating apps bc im gonna find my person in the smoking area outside a bar like god intended