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Pit master extraordinaire, father and ex-grandfather. I’m the go-to-guy for all your BBQ-related questions. I truly do know it all.

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Don’t eat raw meat

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Now what idiot named it “Baby’s breath”??

#yuck

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I’m so behind on my Cap n’ Crunch mythology. No idea what’s happening any more.
#crunchatizeme

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Someone I know once bbq’d their foot!

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New year hits:
- I’m happy
- I feeel **good**
- I look spectacular
⭐️

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Happy new year lt. Dan

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That time of year! Tree

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Pork

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Now wait just a flea bitten minute, are you telling me there are people on this webbsite that aren’t real???

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Ok false alarm, it’s a movie or something

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I have just discovered my stepson Rupert has an Instagram and his Instagram name is called ‘bartonfink2NthaStink’

I don’t know what the hell that means.

I don’t think it’s good.

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People line up to watch me grill, and that’s what I call a bar-B-queue

🤣

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We found your costume.

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Don’t just eat one meat. Try a second meat. For example, chicken.

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Every gummy bear might be a voodoo doll for a real bear and no one wants to talk about it so the bears are angry!

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@hansainallcaps I’ve been using the inverse of this analogy for years!!

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Can’t wait

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Pinocchio? Sheesh what next, Punch and Judy

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I never want to meet an alien if it’s like a spider in any way.

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What the hell!!!??