ansley

not “ainsley”. not “ashley”. “ansley”. say it with me. ANN-slee. ansley.

[ansley @bbqchicksalad]

growing up i was fed a steady diet of taylor swift’s metaphors and divorced dad music so instead of turning out to be big and strong i turned out to be a melodramatic little court jester who likes writing in rhyme schemes

[Grandcunt Tay @sonic79894]

A couple months ago, Idaho tried to do the same thing and I pointed out how they were also trying to ban drag in the presence of minors and trans healthcare for minors, so the ppl who got arrested would be put on an SA offender list.

THIS ISN'T WHAT YALL THINK THIS IS!

[abby @FULLMACHlNE]

im trying to avoid AI entirely bc it made me stupid academically and i found out it’s bad for the environment but i’m realizing now it’s literally shoved down your throat everywhere. every app and website has some ai feature and u can’t even google anymore without ai coming up

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

One last gift from Jimmy Carter, all flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day

[Sharaab Singh @metr0politics]

Pro tip you should probably choose another monument that doesn’t have a plaque that says “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chappell Roan’s dad tears up during “Pink Pony Club” on A Carpool Karaoke Christmas:

“What she stands for is a lot of hope. But what she has taught me as a father is respect for other people and all people. And that’s what I want people to understand. Everything that is about her is about loving everybody. She has taught me that.”

[eden 🇧🇷🇲🇽 @danielarmands]

I am better and smarter than anyone who reads Colleen Hoover.

[☆ @LucilleFilm]

the fact that sesame street was created to provide low income urban kids with quality educational content just for wb to put the show in jeopardy. I hope someone does give the show funding bc sesame street is important in a world full of cocomelon and skibidi toilet.

[ansley @bbqchicksalad]

once luigi mangione goes to trial, i have only two little-known words for you: JURY NULLIFICATION. that is all.

image source: university of masschusetts

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re mass deporting people”
“Trans people are done”
“No more affirmative action”
“We’re firing 3 million honest workers”
“We’re gonna emit carbon”
“All prices are going up”
“You’ll face financial hardship”
“We’re giving your kids polio”
“Wow why are you so mean to us?”

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

I hate every single one of you who didn’t take this seriously

[Marshall Power Locke @MarshallLocke]

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

– Theodore Roosevelt

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan will have a duet in Sabrina’s Netflix holiday special out December 6th.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not.

Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned.

Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

[ansley @bbqchicksalad]

follow me fuckers https://t.co/YrBQgkeTqW

[ansley @bbqchicksalad]

@xatudrip FUCKKK YEEEAAAHHHHHH

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

pov the worst people you know on instagram today:

[abby ✨ @bytekiszka]

you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts