humphrey

[mirandy headquarters 👠 @lunelight]

the most relatable line of all time tbh

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

i got something i wanna talk about 👁️👄👁️

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

confessions ii laced with crack

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

11 weeks post-injury. still recovering.

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

were u a c section or a pussy baby

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

oh madonna wazowski

[Pacify Lyrics @pacifylyric]

create a new persona

[Kunle @skinnyniggr]

FOBI (fear of being included)

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

@niklaussiaa hii

[mari! @marioprctr]

my timeline rn

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

@niklaussiaa hii 🤩

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

june webcum dump

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

rhaenyra: jace what have you done?!
jace:

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

tired of the “hi how are you” with my microsoft teamsuationships

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

babies watching someone on an escalator

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

self awareness is just potential

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

girl i don’t wanna touch base i wanna touch myself

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

oh i just know the midnight sun tour here in manila is gonna be a BLAST

[humphrey @bbqfrenchfry]

dead