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[Elida 🧩 @mrslittlefinger]

This is perfect

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

Hold on a second. Don’t you all party all night on your birthday?

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up

[bunny @wickedlyrain]

I be drunk as fuck in a Bushwick bathroom like you know what I will scan that QR code actually

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Austin Ahlman @austinahlman]

I'm Austin Ahlman. Nebraska is my home. This is our fight. You are my people.

Let’s take Nebraska back.

[Steven Godfrey @38Godfrey]

All formats of American media after 1980 route, originate, or reckon with the city of Atlanta. Ted Turner brought the world to the South, and made the South stand up and join the modern world

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

she’s rly just always saying something and i admire that a lot about her

[em @emilyagain]

No one:

An Italian bakery in Queens:

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me convincing people to watch the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[miss world @filmvirgo]

obsessed with her voice

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Just mixed memory and desire. and what are you gonna do about it

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[anna @annakatherines_]

When Chuck Schumer was first elected to Congress in 1980, Jennifer Lopez was 11 and Ben Affleck was 8. They would not meet for another 21 years.
#schumerfacts #retirechuck

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next