How do you know you’re still petty? When you’re like me, and when people post life event photos on instagram you ensure they still follow you back before liking them.
I know I am for SURE not the only one.
I’m stuck awake due to a nightmare induced by my fever but I’ve been thinking - at some point in your life, you realize that the people you don’t speak to that judge and create narratives about you are simply not worth it. If they don’t want to know you, that’s on them. 🫶🖕🤍
I understand that this is news has been discussed a multitude of times but working in import/export and tariffs for many years, these orders that are being signed are detrimental for the inflation of cost and will trickle down to all people and retailers. It’ll only get higher.
It’s funny that I thought by at this age I would have figured out who I am. We are constantly comparing ourselves to others and people who appear to have everything all together.
In actuality, no one truly knows who they are fully. I’m grateful for that. Life would be so boring.
Whoever is belting the national anthem down our street:
(1) Damn inebriated this early on a Monday?
(2) You’re extremely off key.
(3) Knock it the fuck off. You’re parading down a street - not auditioning for The Voice.
(Extra 4) If you were to audition, you wouldn’t get it.
This neighbor I have every night takes his dog out around 11-12am and he barks and the neighbor screams while he howls saying get out of the street. Tonight someone else had their window open and screamed, “WELL RON IF YOU PUT HIM ON A FUCKING LEASH THIS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM” 🤍
I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser.
My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.
First off, damn they did the Mariah sculpture perfectly for Christmas this year - that’s wild. Secondly, what child realizes, “when I grow up, I want to sculpt people out of wax!”
Regardless, that reveal for Mariah is insane #madametussauds
The only new skill I’m putting on my resume is “I’m a 10, but sometimes I look up solutions to the NYT crossword puzzle app to inflate my ego and pretend that I knew it all along.”