Benjamin Brewton

#RIPAUGUSTALYNX If it’s not yellow I don’t want it

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

RIP Yevgeny. #Real

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

There is no betrayal more cutting or hurtful as when a corporate monolith you love produces a substandard product. Damn you GMC

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

If the vapor wave isn’t post Soviet I’m out

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

A drivers side mirror is essential to the safe operation of a vehicle. But we don’t miss our water til our well runs dry do we?

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

DNR man walking out the liquor store with a six pack in full uniform. See you at the boat ramp in a half hour sir

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

If there is a more hopeful and pleasant feeling than purchasing 50 crickets and a six pack I am unfamiliar with it.

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

To be a child under 6 in Macon Georgia is to have never been in the backseat or a car seat in your life.

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

If you fear cosmic retribution you’re probably a real asshole, pal.

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

If u kno me u kno I love neoprene

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

@cheangalang_ It’s going to do this thing where it gets worse, before it gets worse.

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

I am all for some jay walking but we’ve got to be a little more selective about our timing

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

One day I will own a nice boat and not worry about how long my lunch takes. Then everyone will say “Hey look at that guy, he owns a boat and eats leisurely lunches.”

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Really getting the hang of feathering off the throttle when my transmission starts slipping. Life skill

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Deleting all social media seems drastic but a filter that would prevent me from seeing boats and fish between 8:15 and 6:30 M-F would be really helpful.

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Threw out my first coworker “How was your weekend?” And with that I have become an adult

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

@boywagz https://t.co/4s64zndbWB Give my man Masayoshi a try and tell me how I’m doing

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Japanese glam rock in the form of the Sadistic Mika band, Casiopea, and Masayoshi Takanaka have most potential carry over to jam scene of any kind of music yet is still criminally underlistened to

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Blue Jay an underrated bird

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

@Krystal whole strategy is here is some incredibly mid grade cheeseburgers that you pay extra for the cheese and also they are fairly wet. But they come in a box and there is an ass of them

[Benjamin Brewton @bbrewton123]

Afrin got to be top ten all time nasal inventions