Benjamin Brodkey

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[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

For a Blessing: The Gift of Flowing Rain https://t.co/TIUKtV8MCl

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

If you got a problem with someone, tag them and let them hear about it! #HappyFestivus

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

It’s a Festivus for the rest of us! https://t.co/NxEouPSLak

[Ben Abraham @benabrahammusic]

I’ve been A Capella’d!

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

See you later motherclucker

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Only disgusting Jew-haters would spew this nonsense...

[Amer Zahr @AmerZahr]

Stop condemning anti-Semitism. Stop it. We have been doing it for generations. So stop it. You’re not helping. If they didn’t believe us by now, that’s not our problem. Stay focused. #FreePalestine @bellahadid @GiGiHadid

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

As a kid, it’s awkward to see your teacher at the grocery store. Now imagine you’re in college, you are now working at the grocery store and you see your professor who barely let you pass his class...

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

CNN tells me that 35 people died in Gaza due to Israeli air strikes, but they don’t report that Gaza fired over 600 rockets toward Israel in the last 48 hours. I thought the mainstream news called themselves unbiased.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

@ericcarlestan Yeah it’s something to grapple with. I refuse to listen to Wagner and actually leave the room if his music is being performed.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Sitting patiently wondering when @nbcsnl is going to do something about their blatant anti-Semitism...

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

If it wasn’t clear already, I don’t like being told what is and what isn’t anti-Semitic. Thanks!

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Recent addition: my uncle has joined the club and also sent me a tiktok and I still don’t have an account.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

My father just sent me a TikTok - I am not okay.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

UPDATE: my father saw this tweet and is upset with me.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Best wishes, America.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Tons and tons of grievances to air this year... Happy Festivus!

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

So, are we going to avoid talking about the anti-Semitic terrorist attack in Vienna, or are we going to ignore it because we think the US Elections are more important?

[Emily Johnson @kae_emily]

majoring in music is HARDER than you THINK especially if it’s an education degree. Most of us are taking 18+ credit hours a semester if we want to graduate in less than 5 years, we have concerts that we’re required to attend and anywhere from 8-40+ practice hours a week. help.

[Benjamin Brodkey @bbrodkey]

Gotta love when the one year that Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday line up also happens to be that one time where we need to stay home for safety’s sake.

[Pete Eklund @pete_eklund]

Hosanna in Excel sheets (OK, most won’t understand this)