Brooklyn

TX—28—Mama—Loving my baby daddy 😘

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

Why is rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket comforting while I’m laying in bed

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

on the front porch begging for my dawns back

[Matthew J. Peterson @docMJP]

Hey—sorry you lost your job b/c of the vax that doesn’t work and your grandmother died alone and you couldn’t have a funeral and your brother’s business was needlessly destroyed and your kids have weird heart problems—but let’s just admit we were all wrong and call a truce, eh?

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

JOANIE LOVES CHACHI

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

I just read Verity in 8 hours and wow 😅

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

@Awishaaa13 I need to watch it too. Will research and get back to you

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

Having a house full of guys watching the cowboys and a napping toddler is funny. They cheer but quietly and it’s like an episode of silent library

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

Kyle fills my gas tank every time he leaves for work and it’s just truly the little things

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

If one more person comments on how skinny I am I’m going to lose it 🥴 my THYROID HATES ME I CANT HELP IT

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

@Awishaaa13 Him- talking to you while you’re in mom mode
You- ily but shuddup

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

I think everyone should have to pass a test using the correct form of there, their and they’re in order to graduate high school

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

@_brooklynnn It blows my mind? HOW DO WE GET HERE

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

How does our child end up sideways in our bed every single night

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

Broooo I just saw a baby younger than Swayde forward facing in a car seat and 🥴

That bothers me so bad 🥲

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

Kyle comes home today after being gone for 18 days and WOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY MAN

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

@_brooklynnn I can’t watch. I get secondhand embarrassment 😂

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

People on tik tok…
Starts crying… thinks to themselves… let me video this though

🥴

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

I am so disgustingly head over heels for my bf I hate myself. absolutely deplorable behavior. I have lived long enough to turn into what I hate

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

@_brooklynnn Just not seeing this but yes. If it’s before 8, it’s a true miracle 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brooklyn @bbrooklynmarie]

When I see people post about working out at 5:30 am, it makes me want to throw up. I’m lucky if we are up by 9 🥲