brynn 🐀

as long as the patriarchy exists it is going to benefit me // she/her // go cats

[brynn 🐀 @bbryck_]

just got vaxxed up😤

[Lumi @Lumivibes_]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[JARL 🅅 🄾 🄻GRUUF THE GREATER @423VOL]

If I struck out and heard the umpire ring me up like this I’m getting ejected

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how these noah kahan and kacey musgraves album drops back-to-back have me

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE

[@ChatsWithEm @chatswithem]

This

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Who knew you could make a whole 26-man roster of switch hitters

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

If you think datacenters are useful wait till you find out about food

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness

[brynn 🐀 @bbryck_]

god forbid a pitcher paints a corner

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Basically middle-middle idk what he’s looking at

[Nati Sports @Nati_Sports]

Insane.

Louisville, KY native with THREE homerun robberies tonight

Jo Adell

I’m not sure this will ever be done ever again in a baseball game. History

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

I think I’m going to intentionally regress as a baseball fan.

I was never supposed to know a hitters split numbers or the whiff rate of a certain pitch, or xBA & stuff.

I’m supposed to drink precisely 7 beers & root for my guys. Going back to basics.

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Guardians Update:

[orph @orphcorp]

recent but a true all timer