Bianca 🥀

[Bianca 🥀 @bbsciulli]

I'm not even kidding I crave chicken wings every single day

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I will only be getting sexier and more detached

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[Kita @kitakartel]

Men will be like ‘Wtf are you even watching’ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[ivette @cherriesfilm]

THIS IS SENDING MEEEE EMMA???

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[es·sen·tial @twinquotes_]

the relationship between me & black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

i feel you can't cook if you primarily grocery shop at target. i cant explain this rationally but i know it's true

[amelia @softparisian]

i miss the girl who could read a book in one sitting

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

doing some looking around