Astro₿bto

Designer | Funmaker | Jazz | Amateur photographer

[mariah ✷ @alltooriah]

teaching my cat about artemis II, space and our beloved moon ♡

[Astro₿bto @bbtoBlanco]

Suerte a mi compa el González que está jugando
#MiSeleccionAzteca

[rix @gwunks]

their respective povs

[☬𐌌𐌀𐋄☬ @zondanemesis]

Disléxica

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is why you should never stay near the exit of a railway tunnel

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on this image is insane.

New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data.

The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds of schedule, after 9 years of flight. Miss it and the preloaded observation commands point at empty space.

Ten days before arrival, the spacecraft crashed and went into safe mode. Engineers had 72 hours to restore everything.

The probe is now 5 billion miles out, still whispering data back to Earth. We got 50 gigabits of Pluto photos using technology slower than your phone’s bluetooth.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

That time Sir David Attenborough pulled off the greatest dolly shot in cinematic history

[Sopitas @sopitas]

🚨🚨🚨ALERTA, se reportan disparos y toma de rehenes en Nakatomi Plaza.

Atentos al operativo del detective McClane

[Astro₿bto @bbtoBlanco]

@CAPUFE qué hay en la carretera Puebla-Orizaba a la altura de Acatzingo? Que el tráfico está parado

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Never forget when Hank Hill struggled to remove the cap on a can of WD-40, he grabbed a smaller can of WD-40 to loosen it 😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Congratulations you made it to Thursday.

[Diego N. @nicolasdiegotw]

Te seré sincero Lisa, nunca existió GTA VI.