julia

not financial advice

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📍 Bushwick, Brooklyn

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How I feel every time I wear a boatneck top

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The drink of the summer is gazpacho

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@metsdith Thinking of you ❤️

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Happy birthday Indiana Jones

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Me: Indiana would be a beautiful name for a girl
Indiana Jones’s mom: Yeah. Or a boy

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Just got rung up at the bodega by an 8 year old in a bootleg Knicks shirt god New York I love you

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A drag queen named Green Goddess Dressing

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Adults choosing to become Mets fans have the same energy as adults choosing to convert to Catholicism. Why would you do this

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@SonoVisuals @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani I built a personal project for this issue: https://t.co/ryC5nA0Zbw

Crowdsourced tracker used by the nyc running community to monitor when fountains get turned on. Lower WSH is managed by Hudson River Park Trust, not NYC Parks Dept

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Hmmm do I vibecode an app in my pursuit of escaping the permanent underclass or do I reread twilight for the 12th time

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View from Central Park 🌸💐

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🤩 Breathtaking sunset over NYC TODAY this evening.

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If I were an MLBpitcher I’d have my pitchcom be in the voice of Edward in Bella’s New Moon hallucinations

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Flamingos are swans in high heels

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This time I’m really gonna do it

[MLB @MLB]

Mets acquire INF Marcus Semien from the Rangers for OF Brandon Nimmo, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

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Only in this weird ass sport would the #1 player agent speak like the riddler

[Mike Puma @NYPost_Mets]

Scott Boras on Pete Alonso: “There’s no doubt Pete’s pursuers are primed to pay the power piper. Pete picked a perfect period to play preeminently at a primary position. A playoff parched plethora will pounce to participate in the Polar Plunge."

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Is House of Anubis lost media?

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She Land On my Dick til I Erson

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles Pro-Bowl guard Landon Dickerson is off the injury report and is expected to play Thursday night vs. the Cowboys.

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Never been spam texted at gunpoint before

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The Upper East Side implies the existence of a Downer East Side

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How I feel when request I Write Sins Not Tragedies at karaoke