Bailey ☽

give me a beer and some edm music

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Nuff said

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

People who fast track 10+ songs at a time on Touch Tunes make me melt with rage

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I be saying “babe” platonically and “bro” romantically you can’t save me.

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

I need 12 oysters and a caviar bump rn

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

I truly do think Sunday Night Football cures all my problems

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

I have night terrors about walking around Costco by myself

[jainormis @jainormis]

i was honorably discharged from the afters last night

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Buying a pogo stick and riding it down the streets of downtown

[Jayden @Jaydenwmjl]

can we bring back 3am "i know you sleep but" paragraphs

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Had a dream I was a victim of Jack the Ripper

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

I don’t find drunk cigs, drunk cigs find me

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Describing my mental state as scrolling through Tumblr while listening to Nickelback deep tracks

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Sometimes I think I’m close to rock bottom and then I remember that one time I crowd surfed at Aura

[jake @jakewebber]

i don’t give a frickin crap bro

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

@KleinerRaymi @hallee_ot Genuinely who are these people 😭

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Moving to Hollywood Hills

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Putting Simon Ghost Riley on my hear me out cake

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Playing Pokémon Go at the rave rn

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

#bringbackpokemongo2026

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

Back into my account after being locked out for 3 years- I’ve been revived

[Bailey ☽ @bbug1616]

The Black Beatle trend was cool and all, but Harlem Shake STILL has me in a chokehold