JChu

karl marx is my daddy

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i just wish someone out there would combine deviled eggs with gaming

[JChu @bbuggery23]

@realsjokz @SylarKilmister no cait 3 gives you thex earlier and feeding her to it gives it so much mana gen

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

cigarette company gacha. every cigarette brand has its own girl. theyre always smoking. theres some plot about stopping the return of evil god to earth and theyre all ambiguously gay but its very important theyre always smoking. in this setting cancer can be cured by kissing

[Victoria @arctiquehare]

Temple run used to have a lot of sexual undertones

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Had a dream about a Drake song where he groomed this girl but right when she turned 18 she left him and it contained the heartbroken line "But it was supposed to be Daddy City." I sat there for like 10 minutes after waking trying to remember if that was a real Drake song or not

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Taking her to my favorite spot on the first date: Here it is!

Halal cart guy: There he is! Good day boss, same as usual?

Me, beaming with pride: Yes 🙂 (looking over at her expectantly)

Her: 😕

Me: Did you hear? I’m the boss

Her: I heard.

Halal guy: This is not Love, boss

[Moeez 🕺 @globalmoeez]

Bro WE are ONE underwear change away from 2025. That’s crazy.

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

real

[I Keep It Taco 𓆏 @IKeepItTaco]

Reminder: No matter how much you love Arcane, DO NOT DOWNLOAD league of legends! Arcane is high quality propaganda to sink you into the rabbit hole. Do not fall for it!!! Millions of lives have been ruined already. Save yourself!

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

they're coming up to my room to give me a kiss goodnight

[horsefacts @eth_call]

Breakdancers spin anticlockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. Raygun is at a MASSIVE disadvantage in Europe, exerting enormous resistance against the Coriolis force.

If you call this "unathletic" you're telling on yourself. Not my job to educate you about the Global South.

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

A true antideutsch hero. RT if you like when Germans cry

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

dude how is there a dril tweet predicting this

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

(dropping my huawei phone down a storm drain) my apps! my precious chinese apps!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Young Sheldon has ended.

[Joe Palana @JoePalana]

Tried to do NYT connections on mushrooms. Impossible. They were all connected

[FireMonkey @FireMonkey]

Epic Games has disabled Yoda.