Brandon Burbach

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Israel To Buy Weapons From America With Money Given To Them By America To Shoot Down Iranian Rockets Paid For By America https://t.co/aHX3RDSYMx

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@FoodNetwork elbow

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@outsucced proud of you ozzy

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Benny Hinn Unveils Major Black Friday Deal: Will Fake Two Healings For The Price Of One https://t.co/tMroRl5v7e

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NASA Announces Moon Will Be Leaving Earth’s Orbit To Take On New Position With Bigger Planet https://t.co/fnEwOJRpsU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lincoln Project Immediately Releases Series Of Ads Calling For Biden Impeachment https://t.co/UdqdsWIccW

[jason n. peters @JPeters2100]

On the ground outside of the Convention Center - video speaks louder than anything I could type.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Knocks Self Out After Running Headfirst Into Vote-Counting Facility Glass Doors https://t.co/P3zjHKjuG3

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Flustered Wolf Blitzer Cuts To Malaysian Airplane Coverage To Distract From Lack Of Concrete Results https://t.co/COsrdmkWxG

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Not So Fast,’ Says Poll Watcher's Voice Echoing From Inside Ballot Box https://t.co/3cFEH5yuoM

[CY @Cyyfur]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

Listening to Le Festin from Ratatouille has the potential to make any meal feel like fine dining.

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@leoehlers1 @LizZABAM Great study and high adherence rates are noteworthy.

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@Moristiko @mstins83 Ya hate to see it happen. 😂

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

Therapist: and what do we say when we’re sad

Me: go mavs 🤘🏻😔

Therapist: no

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

yeah she’s thicc but what’s her credit score

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@aussiesdointhgs @TSuwondo train jazz to do this please

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@Keegan__Dunn isn't that where vines grow in a vineyard?

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

@8N_Murnane all love