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Trying to own all the Chicago rescue dogs.

[boourns @bburch22]

Browser and I are losing our best friend today. Marley lived her life making sure pitbulls got a good name. Heck cancer @dog_rates

[Sophia Minnaert @SophiaMinnaert]

100 wins for the first time in Brewers history!!!

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Logan Henderson finishes his season with a 0.844 WHIP across 98.1 innings. That's the lowest WHIP by a rookie starting pitcher with at least 50 IP thrown in 118 years, since Elmer Steele in 1908.

[boourns @bburch22]

@lordesghoul she's never stepped foot in jewel, maybe a whole foods, but the family chef probably stocks her fridge so even that is doubtful.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

rutgers fans talking about brian kelly next year #bkkak

[boourns @bburch22]

@AshOnega @CDavidE216 @JBMason like a shitty gap ad from '96

[cali chick @deplorable_s]

Who did this.

[boourns @bburch22]

@SethBurn any guesses on who is creating these? I saw someone speculate Jesselnick, which seems to fit based on tone and speech patterns.

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Mitch Hedberg one liners are the best! 🤣🤣🤣

[boourns @bburch22]

The @Brewers celebration clip of the night. @SalFrelick and the crew the first team to ever win 4 straight NL Central titles.

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

21 years ago, the Brewers won Game 160 at PNC Park to end a streak of 12 straight losing seasons.

.500 was cause for celebration.

Times have changed. For the 4th straight season, the 5th time in the last six and the 6th time in the last nine, the Brewers are NL Central Champs.

[boourns @bburch22]

NL central champs!!

[boourns @bburch22]

@GianmarcoSoresi escalators don't break, they become stairs. RIP Mitch Hedberg

[boourns @bburch22]

@chi_urbanist walk past this all the time and always wondered what was behind those bushes that take up half the sidewalk.

[boourns @bburch22]

@JoRy_MaMa WAR also doesn't work that way, you don't get more WAR if your team wins or if the guy gets on base in front of you.

[boourns @bburch22]

Lara walk off, bust out the Krusty hat kid!

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Jackson Chourio ties it in the bottom of the ninth with a MISSILE. 😤

(Via: @MLB)

[boourns @bburch22]

Jack Jack!!

[LaVont'e Stewart Sr. @LavontSr]

https://t.co/0TKhyIlvlQ

[Chris Haworth @HaworthChris]

Hey @Cubs fans!