Meg Ellis

Gurl dun kno ahhhhh yeah you betta run

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

@RubyDouglass I think the funniest thing is that this crab is on a rope to stop him getting away.Where he gunna go?Is he not treated well?

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Put on the mask #putonthemask #iwannawin

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@Ela_Gok ill move to turkey with you yay

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

Never stare a Jew Horse in the nose.

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@WillLawes1 Cwar love a bit o' that tuna pasta

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@Ela_Gok UOURE GOING TO MIAMI?!

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

@WillLawes1 hahaha I meant house wife

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

@WillLawes1 hahahaha yeah maybe you just make a better house wide than me tbf (;

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

Everybody's getting excited about turning 18 so they can get their funk on. I really don't want to start paying council tax, though.

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

Would kill for some foooooooooooood

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@WillLawes1 this is the biggest pile of bullshit ever

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

Reading a serious existential novel, and this is the dedication page #nihilisticlolz

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

@Ela_Gok gotta keep up with the trends ;)

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

SNOW! IMMIGRANT SNOW! Taking jobs from British snow.

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@EveSilverr the ruder a customer is, the nicer I get because it really annoys them muahahaha

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@EveSilverr the pains of working on minimum wage

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@EveSilverr hahaha! Anyone who works with people should be able to understand this

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@Ela_Gok hahahha I thought you meant my boots and I was trying to figure out what you meant for ages. Not used to this twitter book thing.

[Meg Ellis @bbyMegMuffet]

Any time a customer says "Can I order please?

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“@Oprah: Meditation is getting in touch with the only thing that is real." Because nobody can teach mediation better than a rich westerner.