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[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

Nancy Pelosi is 84 and wearing stilettos and I have refused to go to a concert unless there are chairs since I was like 26

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Every young woman should watch SATC before their frontal lobe is fully developed and then after. This will actually be a mandatory law once I’m president of the United States.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Like all regular people in America's heartland, JD Vance studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and wrote a bestseller trashing that community.

Come on.

I can't wait to debate the guy—that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

I'll just say it: Donald Trump and JD Vance are creepy and, yes, weird.

We are not going back.

[Maia @maiamindel]

the democrat party ticket:

[bbyimo @bby_imo]

@trismegistusson Woops I was on private - now reachable

[bbyimo @bby_imo]

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[bbyimo @bby_imo]

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[Dr. Les B. Ian 🐈 @CYBERCH1CK]

@eggstraordinair @sportswithjohn My best guess is that while millennials watched processes become significantly faster, many gen z folks have always had instant everything, so the waiting is a sort of novelty. Prolonged joy, if you will

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

Make inconsistency your number one dealbreaker and watch your love life improve. They can't communicate, be considerate of your time/feelings or make the effort to make you a priority? Fine. Life's too short to spend waiting on people or wondering if/when you'll hear from them.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend $40 Challenge and you keep on losing

[brighter days ☁️ @tyrathetaurus]

does anyone else feel like vegan products were surging and booming just like a year ago and now companies are drastically taking away everything and downsizing? what is the reason. i refuse to believe it’s lack of sales but that’s what they always cite.

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

it’s so funny to me that porn freaks online have begun lowering the age that women supposedly ‘hit the wall’ cos it def used to be 30 and now i regularly see tweets calling 25 year olds haggard and i just know they have never successfully estimated a woman’s age

[jessica mindrum @murdnim]

checking in on an indie band I haven’t heard from in a few years. militant anti vaxxers now

[Àbíkẹ́ Oríṣéadé🔔 @oriiizgold]

Mercury’s Retrograde ended today. For the next 3 weeks reflect and revise on these 7 things to stop repetitive cycles for good.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I feel like pick-mes under a certain age can be redeemed. A lot of the time they don’t actually think they’re better than other women, they’ve had horrible experiences with other women and believe that men are nicer to them (because men want to sleep with them)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i hate how many ways that i don’t fully understand gen z has developed to spot millennials from 10,000 yards away. youll say something innocent like “i went to the mall” and a teen in ripped jeans will burst through your window yelling “was harry potter there, you cheugy fuck”

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

23 is when those 19 year old decisions come back to haunt you

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

it’s so funny how we can all agree that 19 was the worst age. like i was just doing anything