Abby

a face you can do missionary with

[Abby @bby_rnge]

everyone is obsessed with harry styles in this dress... forgetting that rupert did it first in 2003!!!

[Andrew Dukowitz @adukeMN]

Moment of silence before the Lynx season tip off for Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Abby @bby_rnge]

spotify wrapped is fun and all but when are we gonna get a @TouchTunes wrapped?? need to see what kinda bs i’ve been making everyone at the bar listen to this year

[r🍊 @dykefrog]

lesbianism for christmas #needthat

[Air @ayoair]

Okay NYC here are some terms you need to know to stay woke for sharia law:

1. Inshallah: God willing

2. Alhamdulillah: Thank God

3. Astarfghallah: God forbid

4. Mashallah: God bless

5. Allah huakbar: GOD IS GREAT

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun fact: There have been eight teams in WNBA history to start out a season 8-0 or better.

Half of those have been Lynx teams.

[Stella @hope__island]

I love to feel tired from the sun it’s probably as close to experiencing life as a crocodile a girl can get

[Abby @bby_rnge]

if a white person wants to teach a rhythm ride cycle class they should have to prove they can find the beat of a song first

[sols !! 🐺 @sol_cries]

MINECRAFT IS A GAME ⛏️

a denial is a river by doechii minecraft parody.

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

an eagles fan for the day & a kendrick fan forever

[dawson @dowsynn]

suck my balls jason sudeikis

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

God spoke to Moses thru a bush why would I shave it off?

[Abby @bby_rnge]

i’m attempting to do a lot more biking this year and as a result i think i’ve set my personal record for number of bugs swallowed and/or inhaled before the end of Q2

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

📸| @ChappellRoan on set of her Tiny Desk performance !

[Abby @bby_rnge]

@badgerland_1 @journalsentinel probably because hot women are leftists

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i really see no benefit of being on time for work… what does that do ?? makes me be at work for longer