Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓

confirmed ghost story and horror film addict.

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

why did this happen lol

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

when i was younger, my aunt almost hit a puppy with her car because she ran in the road. when we went to the address on the collar (it was like 2000, no cell phones) the owners said if she got hit it was “gods will”

guess who had that puppy until she passed as an old lady.

[𑣲megbrina @megbrina]

the thing about megan thee stallion is every picture I see of her I think “this is the prettiest she’s ever looked” and she does it again and again

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

@phantasmarina she really was 🥹

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

when i was younger, my aunt almost hit a puppy with her car because she ran in the road. when we went to the address on the collar (it was like 2000, no cell phones) the owners said if she got hit it was “gods will”

guess who had that puppy until she passed as an old lady.

[Olya Tanner @roliepoly]

a cat I haven’t seen before showed up in my yard, I scanned it for a microchip, it came back as registered, so I submitted a “found pet” report, only to have the registered owner leave me a VM saying to “mind my business”

NOT 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 PEOPLE 👏🏼 DESERVE 👏🏼 PET 👏🏼 PRIVILEGES 👏🏼

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

(laughing with my friend) haha so what should we laugh about next i like laughing i like u

[Thizzler On The Roof @TheThizzler]

Mac Dre Is Officially Getting His Own Street In Vallejo 🕊️🔥

Vallejo City Council has approved “Mac Dre Way”, honoring Bay Area legend #MacDre in his hometown.

[Sal Monella @jvnkyard_jake]

‘whose pussy is this?’

- an investigator searching through ed geins home in 1957

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

Working with a lady with dementia. She goes “look at that 50 dollar bill on the floor.” I tell her I don’t see it. She goes “because I created it with my mind. Money isn’t real.”

She’s lowkey so real for that

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

@Raven_nevaR789 yup.

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

i am, once again, thinking about Mars Attacks (1996)

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

In some ways I think Bruce really did suffer from the “steak too juicy, lobster too buttery” thing. He’s *so* handsome and funny and charismatic that you can almost only like him when he’s getting the shit knocked out of him (which of course Sam Raimi instinctively understood)

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

devastated that this isn’t my tweet

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

i saw a video of a girl talking horror movies and she was talking shit about hostile (because of eli roth) then she transitioned into talking about being a fan of rosemarys baby and boy do i have some news about
roman polanski.

[Wendy Torrance 🚬🪓 @bbyb0nes]

@DanteDeButtPlug mr homo looking at the wrinkles

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

i think cigarettes should be free for me. like c’mon on it’s me !

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you can see it in his eyes. hes going to kill again

[post bolagna @indieyeaye]

love is officially off the cards for me so i have no choice but to achieve my goals

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is still the funniest tweet of all time