why is that sometimes eggs are the most delectable meal you’ve ever had in your life and then randomly one day they’re an abomination and you have to choke them down like you’re being force-fed
100% she dressed him in overalls so it would be harder for him to take his shirt off (something I did for toddler X when he went through his always wants to be nekkid phase) 😂😂
imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant