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i used to sell mattresses

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still true

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the best part of soup is the loaf of bread you eat with it

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@teddy_tie wow absolutely spot on

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the best part of soup is the loaf of bread you eat with it

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@teddy_tie @Dan_Cassaro “adult letter”

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@teddy_tie @TMobile welcome to the club i did the same!!!

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@coreykindberg save yourself and stay away from burrow at all costs

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@stripe your migration team has stopped responding to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A MIGRATION. how is this acceptable? IN. THE. MIDDLE. OF. A. TOKEN. MIGRATION. *TO*. STRIPE. please help me

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@clausonart never been so excited to order a late valentine’s day gift

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@rlflynn from where did you buy this? this is amazing

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finally meeting my copy IRL!! SO EXCITED @susie_dent #WordPerfect

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@teddy_tie omg. me too. WHAT

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@sbz wowowowo this explains EVERYTHING

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@kelseytxt girl u already know

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@rachsyme everything about this house is perfect and eerie like a time capsule https://t.co/hIdisGOur0

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with the recent news, i need to know one thing — @MrPeanut what was your first name?

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@sbz I’ve learned to find solace in being so utterly virgo in all ways, shapes, and forms at absolutely all times

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had a terrible day. walked outside and saw a man get hit by a cab 5 feet from me. he decided w cabbie $100 and they were squared up, and walked away. i love new york. my day seems less terrible.

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my dad just told my very english boyfriend, that he thinks (and “no offense to you Steve”) that “european soccer players are a bunch of pussies that wish they could be american football players”

my dads favorite “sport” is nascar, so his input on this is extremely valid

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two of the best insults i’ve seen hurled on here in some time are “bed bug” and “rubber bath toy” just so simple and to the point