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[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

are you in the right headspace to receive a milkshake that could possibly bring the boys to the yard

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Sorry I forgot to get back to you I was on Tik Tok for 15 consecutive hours

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me continuing to drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach even though its going to make me feel like shít

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% 🥺

[Satan @s8n]

Life would be easier if the world ended in 2012 like it was supposed to.

[frankie 🏹 @frankielovetofu]

all these milks and you hoes still drinking stolen cow titty juice

[ryu @nct_127]

imagine not liking mark lee he is like the most likeable kpop boy idk how to describe it ?? but you get me ??

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: want a treat💖😍😝?

my dog:

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Soooo... I went to download our album this morning. And my card got declined. Hahaha!!

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i hate humans bro .. i shouldve been a rug or some shit

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’d like to spend an entire day watching every single harry potter movie is that so much to ask for

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

poors can we start the revolution already im itching to oppress rich people

[Satan @s8n]

Please can you all shut the fuck up.

Thanks.