Big Columbo Young

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

Me, consuming unethically under capitalism

[heather @prettyalbatross]

i love that half the argument against rent control begins with wanting me to accept that my landlord apparently does repairs on my apartment. like lmao no he doesnt.

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

I fear in the future it will be necessary to cull the musk children as the bolsheviks did the romanovs

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@Lschnecken @patrick_mooney @metalbender_00 @anthonyzenkus Your gramps would be ashamed of you lmao

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@Lschnecken @patrick_mooney @metalbender_00 @anthonyzenkus Literally no response other than to say read a book moron

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

https://t.co/uuiA1qv7vB

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@extra_beef_ @CantEverDie @roachscholar So did you read "What is to Be Done?" With a spoon embedded in your head?

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@Karmic715 @USA_Polling Harris supporters in 2016 and 2020 demonstrated a toxic level of loyalty, including doxxing, that reminded people of Beyonce's fervent following (the B-Hive), thus, K-Hive. I may be wrong, and i beg on my knees that neither hive beheads my children to prove a point

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@justababeygm I kinda pictured a pause and sniffle between 'the' and 'influence'

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@LowJoeNo87 @tristanbard0516 I mean, it's clearly a constituency if people keep complaining about the constituency not voting for them

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

I can't let myself get back into arguing on twitter cause this i high I can't let myself chase, it will destroy me

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@Woog_Tx Aw, you deleted the post buddy, were you embarrassed?

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@hanlonj101 @Socdem_Michael So he's a part of the problem for telling you that you're the problem. Great logic king, hope it wins you the midterms

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@MarcusMagronen @Socdem_Michael Pathetic

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@JohnsonCra85361 @Socdem_Michael Are you a "blue no matter who" individual?

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@ZackWhitwo60798 @Socdem_Michael Good lmao

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@Woog_Tx Lmao, this is embarassing man

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

@justababeygm Did you see that video of him almost crying when someone made a joke about his rhinoplasty

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

Just saw a video of 2016 Bernie debating and felt like that japanese soldier keeping up his post 30 years after the war ended

[Big Columbo Young @bbyinthecorner]

I'm really torn. I hate the US government and all it stands for, but I will never forget my city's humiliating defeat at the hands of the Patriots, so fuck it, the US team is the Falcons and I'm ride or die for them