jansen 🐱

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

there was a shooting near my neighborhood in baldwin park and i asked the cop what happened bc i didn’t know and if i was safe to keep driving and he deadass said “it’s a shooting, keep driving” like tf you mean a shooting??? @BaldwinParkCA_ hire better police officers holy shit

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

why am i seeing were going back to campus? i did not get that email???

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

men be like pussies look like roast beef but dicks deadass look like hammerhead sharks stfu over there

[salina @bambinasalina]

we love to see it and we ain’t seen it enough

[🪭 @Saweetie]

Take care

[Atlanta 🚀 The Biggest Slime @TheBiggestSL]

if i come off as a flirt i truly apologize. it’s the pimp in me

[Maya @N30NGENESIS]

Pussy be warm af😩. And Females have the nerve to ask “WHY YOU BUS SO QUICK 💦”? What happens when you put a hot dog in the Microwave for 2 minutes?” 🍆😳😳. Exactly STUPID BALD HEAD BITCH 😩😩 DON’T ask me no dumb shit like that.......

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

yk ur fucked when you can’t answer shit on the study guide

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

i can’t be a sensitive bitch no more my lashes are too expensive to cry :’)

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

how do i stop being crazy? swear to god i better stfu sometimes

[Marian @marian_3x]

Hiiii :)

[kayla @baz00per]

a seventeen year old murderer hanging out maskless at a bar in a state he still does not live in wearing a shirt that says “free as fuck” it would be such a shame if this blatant bail violation got sent to the DA :/

[jansen 🐱 @bbyjansen]

iono if i’m tripping but my pet peeve is when homies who can’t drive stay on their phone when YOU drive them everywhere. like baby i am not your chauffeur?? i’m your friend?? talk to me??

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i love babies but they ghetto. like why are you screaming boo? we in public.