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I work in the music industry. Cured meats enthusiast.

[J @bbyjord]

Watching the man across from me on the the train smile from ear to ear while opening his 2nd train beer. Kudos to you my man.

[J @bbyjord]

Had @ChipotleTweets today for the first time in 6 months and also got to enjoy this piece of plastic that was in my bowl 😄 thank you!!!!

[J @bbyjord]

Me, knowing I’m seeing Turnstile, Algernon Cadwallader and Turnover all within a few weeks of each other

[J @bbyjord]

Kels & I strictly use our walkie talkies to communicate

[J @bbyjord]

I wake up every morning craving a Diet Coke

[J @bbyjord]

When your burrito is ready as soon as you walk into the restaurant

[J @bbyjord]

Waitressing is easy because you just flirt with business men coming in for lunch and ask if they want scotch at 1:16 pm. Easy money

[J @bbyjord]

This girl at work told me that I “really embody a Jordyn” and I have “jordyn energy”. Idk what that means but I’m riding that wave from now on

[J @bbyjord]

Kels & I live in perfect harmony. For instance, we were just reading on our couches. We both got up and went to kitchen. She grabbed a bag of peas and said she was going to feed the geese. I grabbed a beer and went outside to tan.

[J @bbyjord]

@IAmTheB0SCHMAN 😂😂

[J @bbyjord]

Quit my corporate job. Made a permanent indent on my couch over the past month. Now I’m back to waitressing with a clear and way healthier mental frame. Life comes full circle, doesn’t it.

[J @bbyjord]

@mary__ep Thanks Mar!!

[J @bbyjord]

@BillyRatz Thanks Billl!!

[J @bbyjord]

@brighidmariquit Thanks Brig!!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Dude 1: “Hey bro?”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”

Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure”

[J @bbyjord]

I mean, come on. Some good tunes, good friends. Can’t get any groovier

[J @bbyjord]

I stand by porch drinking always and forever.

[J @bbyjord]

My mom, 17 times tonight: “put on Pink!!” “Put on Madonna!!” “Put on Meatloaf!!” My dad; “today’s my day”

[J @bbyjord]

Had a divine experience in TJ Maxx earlier today

[J @bbyjord]

@yoochlo I know for a FACT that you’re nothing short of an amazing attorney🤌🏼