kennedy 🦋

send dog pics :)

[sarah @heavenbrat]

my friend to me: ur a whore but ur a secret whore to the person you love not a public whore (her talking abt most capricorns)

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

On this fateful day 10 years ago, Michael Scott fell into the koi pond. Press F to pay respects.

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

me in 5th grade when the teacher chose me to recalibrate the smartboard

[sarah @heavenbrat]

can we all agree that the energy lately has been fucking wild and having a go at our emotional and mental health

[Shane @McClellandShane]

I feel like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream I should also be allowed to do that

[trish @ultragloss]

hot girl summer is over its time for stressed girl fall

[duo @duolingous]

what if you got to heaven and god rips a juul in your face

[samantha @milkygoddess]

mom will u come pick me up my feelings got hurt again

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I would not call myself an aggressive person per se but something gets activated inside me when lizzo says “YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH” and i’m half scared half turned on by the girl I become

[samantha @milkygoddess]

800 mg ibuprofen has done more for me than any man ever has

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

why did my last 2 braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one