bandida treinada ☠️

retired aura farmer aspiring Etsy spell caster

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

NO PIERDAS EL TIEMPO CON CUALQUIERA

[Elizabeth Taylor @GravesLeig50393]

Congratulations Kim Ju Ae! No one deserves it more than you!

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

This is all you need to know about him

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

@Clooneeuk FINALLYYYY

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chat gpt doesn’t hold the ancestral knowledge I have

[év @UNIQfr]

this is where I tweet from

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

the body hurts but the spirit grows

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I'm such a fuckin lady

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

more love, less ego.

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

a lot of good things happened this past week. none of them happened to me; let’s keep it going

[Riċ @ricblurs]

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[bandida treinada ☠️ @bbyleeson]

If I was a little twink, I would simply be King Julian for Halloween.

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there is someone out there using Truth and Reconciliation Day as an excuse to text their ex

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As a polyglot I get such exquisite delight when a song has 3 + languages

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if your establishment only sells canned water I declare you an enemy of the state( I created in my mind)

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This year was so transformative for me that my Myers Briggs changed by two letters

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And remember: a day where you do not shake your ass when you walk by a mirror just for funzies, is a day wasted

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As a person of Ecuador, I CACKLED

[ts lil eida @likewhet]

the main indicator that we all died and are in hell