BC Wong

Bio? Thats what happens after I get up in the morning, till I get back into bed at the end of the day. Life. These tweets are my personal opinions.

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

Cocaine & cum aren't very filling, huh? RT @ParisHilton: Another late night working in the studio. What a great night! So tired and hungry.

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?

[Dionnne Warwick @DionnneWarwick]

Like how your real name is Keith. RT @KeriHilson The best way to stop lying is to stop doing things you have to lie about. #simpletruth

[Every Tweet Ever @EveryTweet_Ever]

I miss "Community."

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

@debimazar-(I hope this is a DM)-Twitter is amazing:connecting fans with celebrities: ventaway:time we learn #celebritiesarehumanafterall

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

#Chickenoregg, when did businesses start dating employees? http://t.co/RY3gdeQV

[George Carlin @GeorgeCarIin]

Always remained focused on your goal, do not allow others to use their social negativity to dissuade you.

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

9/11 causes cancer - http://t.co/IdHMO4Yz - #oldnews #noshitsherlock

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

To all my darling twatters, Merry 30th December, and a Happy 3rd of January. Much love to you all, you gorgeous little ferreting ferrets.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I spend a lot of money on sexy underwear for the same reason people buy lottery tickets.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

An extensive education will allow you to receive the same amount of social assistance as everybody else.

[Tim Marman @tmarman]

"In theory, theory and reality are the same. In reality, though, they're quite different." - @boughnaut

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

@SaraUnderwood - Twitter thinks that we are similar: I notice that Jesus H. Christ also follows you. #smallworld

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

Megan Fox reportedly wears mouthguard to stand tattoo removal pain - Good thing she didn't idolize Oprah. #thinkaboutit

[leann rimes cibrian @leannrimes]

You may be stressed out by someone close to you because you ca... More for Virgo http://t.co/OZ57HONN

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

@ellenkerry new on twitter.. your tweets are a rare joy to behold :) #laughter #happiness #isthishowitworks ?

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Can your employer claim your social media connections? http://t.co/Hd4HOx1B

[BC Wong @BC_Wong]

Loving Twitter... just got the hang of retweeting; then realized I should just "follow" :(( lol

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Oral Roberts actually preferred anal.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

YES! @Slash follows me (Please RT so my 7th grade boyfriend who broke up with me for a girl with big titties sees this. Suck it, Darin!)