Cantrell Bryan

Just cruising.

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@NoahKahan Incredible mastery of the craft. Such steady hands. Keep scratching, little Noah.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask

[counterparts @counterparts905]

fuck that’s good

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@counterparts905 y'all ain't safe until the new carly ray jepsen drops.

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@megturney I got u

[ivan @_IvanCerda14]

@Rowsdower30 @MsJLaw

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@Zackktually @m0E_tv @JacobWolf @JakeSucky "It's not an -ism to decide who you share a bathroom and water fountain with" what kind of smooth brain take is this bro are you kidding lol

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@m0E_tv @JacobWolf @JakeSucky Sexism on behalf of your partner is still sexism, man. The women he's muting are not supporting characters in his stream. They're humans who want to play a competitive video game. When your relationship's band-aids affect other people it's your problem, not theirs.

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Me: I'm begging newspapers to hire games writers who actually know video games
NYT pundit: Will this crypto game with 30 players and an inexplicable 8 billion dollar valuation replace Mario?

[prance @bocxtop]

asked my 2yr old son who he’s rooting for tn, he said “im rooting for the working class to stop being distracted from their labor being stolen” i responded “wow u always get so political when u drink” im so proud of him

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

FedEx delivering a PC: hey we left it on your steps. It needed a signature but whatever. COVID. You’re good

FedEx delivering an anime box set: We REQUIRE your DNA imprint. We visited 7 times in silence, you did NOTHING. It is held captive in a US black site unseen on any “MAP”

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@JPsoFLY John Patrick Goatfriendson? Is that you?

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@tlehehe Worth it.

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@fvceghost That's just your government age bro. Unplug.

[BECK @bathroomass]

And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself

[Een @doc_fathom]

Poe: Once upon a midnight
Beastie Boys: DREARY
Poe: While I pondered,
Beastie Boys: WEAK
Poe: and Beastie Boys: WEARY

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@CohhCarnage @Valkyrae Don't make us eat you, Cohh. Better be buying those ethically sourced bitcoins, or else.

[Ellidin lord of the nya nyas @duke_sneakerton]

I would like an unethically sized soft pretzel rn

[Cantrell Bryan @BCantrellB]

@JPsoFLY 14 more and they might start paying you! Good luck buddy!