Brian Carter

Dad, Brewer, Cellist, Cyclist, Feminist in progress, He/Him, Generally exhausted by all this bullshit, ♓

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

Ughfuckeverythingexceptlove

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@virginiafoxx You are a disgrace.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

We tried to warn you.

[Ottawa Charge @PWHL_Ottawa]

the process 🧑‍🎨

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@NairoInGreen An absolute psychopath! I love it

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@atrupar But I thought "affordability" was a Democrat hoax?

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@acmilandata @SempreMilanCom @AntoBelloni01 Unacceptable.

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

WOUT VAN AERT YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN
I LOVE THIS SPORT

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

Omg I'm so happy for Wout!

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@SpeakerJohnson This is so disingenuous. Tell me, @SpeakerJohnson @virginiafoxx what documentation is needed to register to vote? Can anyone register without providing proof of identity?

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@heyitsmeleah People who haven't experienced it literally don't understand.

[Magwood @davonmagwood]

He's talking about war crimes!

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

@atrupar Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

It's just a classic game of 'Will He or Won't He.... commit a massive war crime.'

interesting times.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hey guys….remember the $5,000 DOGE checks and the $2,000 "tariff dividend" checks?

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

Hi, my name is Wrong Mcidiotface, and I’m a consultant for the Democratic Party. I used to work at a right-wing thinktank and I just wrote a book. I’m here on CNN to attack a progressive and say that genocide is good and Dems are too far left

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

Wake up. He has no plan. He has no idea what he's doing. His defense secretary is a bumbling, war-mongering, religious zealot. We're so fucking cooked.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it?

TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

@missmayn My teenagers hate it, but I still do this. New friend wants to have them over? I request to be connected to a parent before I give them permission. It feels unbelievably old-fashioned, and I think even the other parents probably find it overbearing. 🤷‍♂️

[Brian Carter @bcartercello]

This is legitimately insane. Trump is a fucking lunatic, and I simply cannot believe how many Americans still listen to him speak, and conclude that THIS is their guy.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: The entire country could be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The premise of this joke is that he’s a rapist