Brittany

idk either, honestly

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is small talk even legal!?

[Gov. Doug Burgum @GovDougBurgum]

Tonight we pray for the family of Cayler Ellingson in the aftermath of their tragic and unnecessary loss. Violence is never the answer to disagreements of any kind, including political, and those who perpetrate it must be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i want to get really good at skateboarding but i don’t want anyone to see me practice even one time

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i don’t have a rage tweet left in me, this is a fucking pathetic place to live

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I love when dogs put themselves to bed. Yes you self-care king, listen to your body and do what feels right.

[zae @itszaeok]

imagine zendaya taking off her brown wig, revealing blonde hair, and being like hey guys my real name is ashley tisdale

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I cannot believe I’m in charge of my own finances. me, a person who had to stop playing the kim kardashian iphone game because I was spending too much real money on it

[trash jones @jzux]

$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?

$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

[trash jones @jzux]

“instagram is down” “facebook is down” so what i’ve been down for weeks

[SAMOHT @samohtmusic]

Pay attention to how you grow when certain people aren’t around.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[Brittany @bcat321]

I keep forgetting how good the great gatsby soundtrack is until I get slapped in the face with a little Lana del ray or Beyoncé track 🥵

[Brittany @bcat321]

@AlysonRodin

[Brittany @bcat321]

“None of these hoes sayin' shit to my face, and none of these hoes finna see me at the bank,”
*I rap confidently as a woman who’s never been in a physical altercation & only uses online banking cause her social anxiety is too much to handle*