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not your father’s twitter account

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my ass when i think i’m done with my explosive diarrhea

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I’m such a transit enthusiast that the tapeworm in my body is shaped like the MUNI logo

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It’s been a minute, twitter

I feel like if a succubus would suck the life out of me I’d be really surprised because that would mean I had some life in me to begin with

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I’m only here because Threads (and all of Meta) is down.

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I sleep fully naked. If you don’t like it wait for the next train

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when you the you when the when you you when the when you

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@RM_Transit Congratulations!

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@MLB @SageUSAmerica Dave Roberts

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@Jolly_Olive @JomboyMedia He’ll sign with Boston when he’s washed up for $15M and hit .240 with 15 HRs and Chaim will talk about how good he’s been and I hope that doesn’t happen but just wait

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@StaceGots I’ve taken dumps smarter than him.

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@BeezyManzell @Nerd4Cities I need Most Urbanist Waffle Houses, but I’m sure they’re all near MARTA stations in Atlanta

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@RM_Transit 510 is the best streetcar in the TTC network because of its dedicated lanes. Other than that yeah it’s a car sewer

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Happy Yankees Are In Last Place Day to all those who celebrate

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@Nerd4Cities Hmmm. Calgary, Vegas, Columbus, SF (does Emeryville, Oakland, BART, or Caltrain, count as intercity for SF?)

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Every team in the AL East is better than the best team in the AL Central.

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If the Bible referred to the wise men as wise guys the whole story would’ve been set in 1920s Brooklyn instead

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rickrolling but instead of rick astley it’s rick Wakeman and it’s the keyboard-only part of Catherine Parr, like a minute in or so

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If Seinfeld was done in the present day

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@WhiteHouse @USDOT I wish you’d take the same attitude with properly funding transit.