Hafu

I spend all year growing that medicine you love and need and im proud of that. Outside of Popeyes eatin chicken and fries

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

NYPD twitter account: "Today, our brave officers removed this illegal gun from the streets of our beautiful city. We are making you safer, one firearm at a time."

[LiberatiOn J Radio @LUSTPPP]

Confusing the Philly locals by wearing my hat and rooting for the Knicks.

[Daps @bigdaps]

A bloke who drank in my pub told me he had a “frictionless tunnel” that went direct to Fatboy Slim’s house and he visited him in the night

[LiberatiOn J Radio @LUSTPPP]

Sitting at the club like I’m private equity.

[Ray Ξ  @Count0nIt]

Ik that tasted like straight technology

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

not falling for that shit again

[Allan @allan_cheapshot]

Bam Bam

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Sydney Sweeney on draftkings commercial [licking lips]: relax… it’s just sports ;)

Father of 4 on vacation in Pigeon Forge: I think I’ll kill my whole family when they get back to the hotel. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.

[Hafu @BCBlackSnake]

Dr Pepper, Winston Lights

[Hafu @BCBlackSnake]

@Slee_333 We stay a pH 7 in this household

[Hafu @BCBlackSnake]

RIP Triple L man fuck cancer

[Ashburton Army @ashburton_army]

Can't believe I get to scoop/correct the legendary Hand of Arsenal here.

But it is actually two fans and their mums.

[Hafu @BCBlackSnake]

@daveloach2

[Hafu @BCBlackSnake]

I don't know what this monstrosity is but M3s weren't made past 2006 for me

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

The next BMW 3 Series is here!

• Neue Klasse design
• M Performance gets a turbocharged 3.0-liter I6
• Up to 437 hp
• Drift mode for M350 xDrive

The new 3 Series will arrive in the US in early 2027. Prices will start at $49,900.

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Twista & Bruiser Wolf absolutely smoked this 🔥🔥🔥🐺🌪️

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

The guy fought through Fergie-era referees, Abramhovic-era Chelsea, Cheating City from ‘08 and a stadium debt that handicapped the team for years.

Wenger your legacy will endure more than you know 😤

[Dead Men Tom @DeadMenTom]

City fans saying this doesn't take away their memories is like finding out your dad got convicted of banging your sister and saying 'ah well he took us on some class holidays to Tenerife'