Bilbo Baggins

I’m a cheerful and honest sugar daddy

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Missing Steve Kornacki like a mf today

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: My Karaoke Song Alienated Everyone: https://t.co/ZUhZzgW9OR

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Returning a library book early is very much giving what we do in life echos in eternity right now

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You know how some ppl are scared of marrying into a turkey trot family?
Imagine marrying a soup on Thanksgiving family

[n @katemckinnonca1]

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

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This would’ve put up numbers on tumblr ca. 2010-2012

[❅ @favflorist]

bring my family home

[kristal @tmylmjonas]

me all day everyday

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I only logged one movie the whole month of July on Letterboxd

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Me when there’s more than 3 people in my operatory

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

The flight attendant is doing crowd work

[kat @darlingods]

me every time conrad shows up on screen

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How it feels when I open the paramount+ app and I see that the boy, who’s account I was using, unsubscribed

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What if instead the sanctuary they send the survivor contestants to the love island villa

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Not my house but I know my way around

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It’s always Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack and never Anthony Anderson from The Departed

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When I add stuff to the Trader Joe’s frozen veggie fried rice

[elena @grnformicatable]

i'm not meant for dating apps i'm meant for this type of yearning

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

You’re sheltering autistics under the floorboards are you not?

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Downloaded hinge again 🙃

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@mr_shivalrous I had St. John’s winning it all :’)