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just a crim/forensics ex-student (yeah boi got that degree) who is a trash bag

[💆🏽���♂️ @godspeedbrother]

drake’s been rapping about his paranoia for years and years now and then kendrick drops a diss entirely of telling him “yeah your entire inner circle hates you and is giving me information” LMFAO

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

@PostMalone can u make a version of rockstar that is just magic the gathering themed

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

@emily_murnane every time i crochet i can’t get the thing off the hook

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

swifties be mad at ye for one event that happened 15 years ago and that’s hilarious bc most of them weren’t even alive for the 2009 vmas.

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

@souvlore there are people dying in the world and this is your emergency? please get some perspective x

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

apparently a woman changed her bumble setting to conservative and got legit confessions about Jan 6th and sent them to the FBI. a slay, truly.

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

sometimes i think abt the fact that 7 news adelaide hired a newsreader who thinks italy is a city lmao

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

If you're in the mood to be radicalized, here's a question for you:

Why is asking an adult about their sexuality in a workplace considered sexual harassment, while doing the exact same thing to a child in school is seen as perfectly acceptable?

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

the ugliest of men are always so fearful of the baddest bitches… it’s almost sad…

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This dude right here 👏👏👏

And she needs to grow the hell up.

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

@BaileySarian Happy birthday birthday twin x

[Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian]

how come Sagittarius is the only zodiac sign with a weapon involved

[i like food @messedupfoods]

earth is so beautiful

[C. @cutupcourt_]

My aunt was just telling us how my uncle did all the grocery shopping and now that he’s passed she doesn’t know what she’s going to do , y’all why today she put on his coat and reached in the pocket only to find a grocery list ? 😢

[✨ b e t h ✨ @BCClaire]

@watkins_japan @ChadNotChud @EudaimoniaEsq Piers Morgan can’t wrap his head around a vegan sausage roll so he’s the perfect candidate for Shapiro