Bill Chalmers

Science,Ingress

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Apparently this is what @kfc calls a snack box in Holland, smaller than a nugget from @mcdonalds, should have gone there instead

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According to @tesco, 2 chicken fillets actually means 1 cut in half, what a f***ng liberty

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@amazon don't order anything valuable from Amazon it will just get stolen, putting a pin on an item delivery is just a flag for the theives

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@Homebase_uk @togethercoalit Don't ever order anything from these Jokers, incompetent, uncaring, they take your money but couldn't care less if you're product ever turns up

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@Homebase_uk @thechateautv Don't ever order anything from these Jokers, incompetent, uncaring, they take your money but couldn't care less if you're product ever turns up

[Bill Chalmers @bchalmers]

@Homebase_uk Don't ever order anything from these Jokers, incompetent, uncaring, they take your money but couldn't care less if you're product ever turns up

[Bill Chalmers @bchalmers]

@Homebase_uk don't bother ordering anything and paying extra for a named day delivery, they just wont show up, wont let you know that they aren't going to show up and have no clue where your order actually is or when if at all it's going to be delivered, shocking

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@Homebase_help hi, order dispatched last week due for delivery on friday, didnt turn up, was told via live chat will let you know within 48 hours whats going on, call cs today, get told will let you know in 48 hours, what terrible customer service

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@harrow_council @HarrowLabour @HAConservatives @GarethThomasMP

Despite lodging a formal complaint, contacting them via facebook messenger, their website saying all will be fine, my brown bin was missed today, a lot of residents are in the same boat with an inept council.

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@harrow_council @HarrowLabour @MPSRaynersLane the new pedestrian area in Rayners lane has become a joke and worse then before as people now just treat it as a free parking space, can you do something about this, it's everyday.

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@harrow_council loving our new pedestrianised area in Rayners Lane, except when companies like @pizzahut and #bestfoodlogistics block the entire pavement forcing wheelchair users and people with prams to have to cross the road.

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@harrow_council any chance you can get those brown bin stickers out in a timely manner, it starts next week and by the looks of it loads of people haven't got theirs me included

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@HeinzTweets I love salad cream as much as the next man, glass better for the environment but that crust, ugh, how about glass bottle with plastic lid with bladder for squeezing, best of both worlds

[Met Office @metoffice]

⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️

Wind and Snow across parts of Scotland and Northern Ireland
Wednesday 1300 - Thursday 1500

Latest info 👉 https://t.co/QwDLMfRBfs
Stay #WeatherAware⚠️

[Bill Chalmers @bchalmers]

The national scandal that is NHS dentistry https://t.co/1w2mXuRldD

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@Tesco so your Rayners lane branch just doesn't sell sausages anymore, wtf

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@johnlewishelp That's a shame, most places extended things due to COVID, and this gift is for an NHS worker, still this be refunded onto the card or do you just keep the money?

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@JohnLewisRetail expired gift card, cant extend, cant renew, so I guess john lewis just keeps my birthday money then!, thievery at it's best.

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@LWTheatres Hi, we won a lottery for some decent tickets, our show was cancelled, we got a credit voucher which is now not equal to our previous seats, no contact details for head office, we are now worse off then before you cancelled, can you help.

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#ImACelebrity great show tonight, half an hour of people just retching, how entertaining