Chelsea B

im sorry

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

the opposite of gluten free is gluten incarcerated

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

I've already seen people posting "she lost because the dems catered to centrists and lost the progressive vote" AND "she lost because dems catered to leftists and lost the moderate vote" so it's good to know we're still never going to agree on anything ever

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

new favorite activity is playing bananagrams and then drawing a little doodle for each word!!

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

the grind never stops (of my teeth)

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

imagine if i started tweeting again. i'm not going to but imagine.

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

the only good thing about the weather getting cooler is that garbanzo suddenly becomes a lap cat again

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Gossip is morally a lovely thing to do bc you’re a spreader of truth and a sharer of wisdom

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

listen. we cannot kill this fucking pig. there’s a spider nearby who keeps writing things in her web and they seem to be friends

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@natlgrayson a glove who is also a person

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

elmo is real and he's my friend

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@natlgrayson I hope since I don't allow any apps to update automatically that I'm safe but who knows

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

STILL running the pre-elon version of twitter app, STILL will never update it so i never have to see that silly X logo

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

The typographic party that is 1960s Milwaukee bus passes. Many more here https://t.co/byhvzZOD2a

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@akshT0 very real

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

loved italy but they do at least three things completely wrong:

- only mineral water, clean non-salty bottled water doesn't exist anywhere

- no iced coffee like get over yourself

- limited breakfast options. gagged trying to eat yet another prosciutto sandwich after 2 weeks

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

hate to say it but smoked salmon is the prosciutto of the netherlands

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

loved italy but they do at least three things completely wrong:

- only mineral water, clean non-salty bottled water doesn't exist anywhere

- no iced coffee like get over yourself

- limited breakfast options. gagged trying to eat yet another prosciutto sandwich after 2 weeks

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@_emilymh_ netherlands runs on donkin dunnts

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

i'm visiting amsterdam rn and this is definitely just dutch

[☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ.bsky.social☆ @IdolismJ]

Mentally; I needed to see Tinkle Outside The Binkle Taco Baco again

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@_emilymh_ just vacationing with a few friends!! It's sooo nice here

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

i have beef with icelandair now because i asked the flight attendant for sprite (the perfect airplane treat) and he gave me sugar free 7up. i think that's an insane way to run a business

[Chelsea B @bchelseabb]

@_emilymh_ Amsterdam!