Carrie Howton

Nebraska girl grows up to become Nebraska woman. Enjoys new wool socks, composting, and editing her profile on various social media outlets.

[Danny Aller @DannyAller]

I was never voting for Trump.

And now - after watching this video - I'm not voting for Biden either.

I'm writing in this guy - Ander Cristensen of Lincoln City, Ore. - to be the next U.S. President.

Why?

Because he is, imo, the bravest, smartest man alive.

Just watch ... 😆

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

https://t.co/lKsLaWN5aZ

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

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[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

"I get that they're insecure but I wish high schoolers understood that peer validation is the lowest form of compliment"
-a teacher just now

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

Not exactly where I would have put Billy's iPod but I appreciate Hazel's help picking up #drycattunes #Ileftitthere

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@van_jensen But never once have I thought "that guy looks like Van."

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@van_jensen And follow you on Twitter. 😆

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@van_jensen That's probably the same reason why I watch Alaskan Bush People.

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@van_jensen In all honesty I have watched that show. A lot. Abnormal cat behavior is interesting. And abnormal human behavior utterly fascinating.

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@nytimes Huh, and I thought the prairie dogs were the plague.

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

Reading @POTUS tweets has given me the confidence to start writing some of my own. Thank you Mr. President. You'll be hearing more from me

[Chris Bohjalian @ChrisBohjalian]

@realDonaldTrump Please, World, know that most Americans did not vote for this walking tantrum and sociopath. Also? Please forgive the Americans who did.

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@BenSasse It's almost like there should be some kind of rule against those in political office to not speak so freely on social media outlets.

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@4CleanCopy Glad he's met my editor 😬

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

This little policeman had A great Halloween. Thanks James @DunkinDonuts the bag was a hit. #dunkindonutsrules

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@Pampers, my 14 month old slept in this morning thanks to pampers extra dry! #onehappymomma #pampersrule

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

#atoddlerliveshere

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

@Brilliant_Ads @Earth_Pics

[Carrie Howton @bchowton]

Sign 1 a toddler lives here: in a pot, away in the cabinet, is a perfectly good place to store the remote control.

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

Share your top grievances from 2014 on #Festivus >> http://t.co/cuJLHVpCCf #Seinfeld