ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!!

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[ً @MORTlSUMBRA]

⠀violence ⠀fits ⠀me ⠀like ⠀a ⠀glove.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

It's me, by the way.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

Now, now, Verosika, there's no need to get catty over whoever's hotter.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ݁ ‎‍ ‎ 💓𝄒 ‎‍ ‎‍ ‎ ‎ ﹗ ‍‍ @erosidol]

⠀
bitch,⠀please.⠀i’m *way hotter than you.

[zhilantt @zhilannnnn]

mlp·imp #HelluvaBoss‌

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

one night my dad and i sat side by side staring up at the stars, and without hesitation, i whispered, “ i don't think you're a good person. ” ╱ “ and you are .ᐣ ” he asked quietly. ╱ “ no. i'm too much like you for that. ”

[݁𓈒݂݂ dᩍn ۟ ⎯ᕱᕱ ฀฀฀฀ @striifen]

“puppy want a treat?” puppy wants to hyperanalyse himself so he can understand and fix each of his problems by himself bc asking for help when claiming to be so independent is embarrassing

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

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You cannot tell me Blitz wouldn't fw Fluttershy cmon now

[~Alypso~ @_Alypso_]

Willow is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen ❤️‍🩹
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBoss‌ #willowhelluvaboss

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

You know what, you're so right. We're absolutely in the same boat, after all.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ݁ ‎‍ ‎ 💓𝄒 ‎‍ ‎‍ ‎ ‎ ﹗ ‍‍ @erosidol]

⠀
really don’t have to.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

I like Fluttershy, what about you?

[𝕬𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞 @PVSTELNINP0]

Oh—

……..

Which pony is your favorite???

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

Yeah, I knowwww. But you got a lot of great fuckin' stuff in that little head of yours. You're gonna get something out of it to replace clowning.

[𝑭𝑰𝒁𝒁𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 ﹙ 🎪 ﹚ @J0LLYJESTER]

ᅠ

of⠀⠀⠀⠀course⠀⠀⠀⠀it⠀⠀⠀⠀was⠀⠀⠀⠀for⠀⠀⠀⠀you,⠀⠀⠀⠀dickhead.⠀⠀⠀⠀but⠀⠀⠀⠀for⠀⠀⠀⠀me,⠀⠀⠀⠀it⠀⠀⠀⠀was⠀⠀⠀⠀my⠀⠀⠀⠀whole⠀⠀⠀⠀life.

ᅠ

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

Ah, well, then no selling needed!

[➤ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 ( S3 SPOILERS!! ) @Serpentsadvisor]

Nope, can't say I do, so that won't be needed.

[۟ @thiefofblood]

Please don't hate me.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

@goeticprjnce "Alwayyyss~"

He bids farewell, closing the door behind them both before Stolas offers out a hand. His tail swishes softly for a moment, eventually taking it.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

Hey, don't laugh—!

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

I mean, unless you want some fucker keeled over, there isn't much to sell.

[➤ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 ( S3 SPOILERS!! ) @Serpentsadvisor]

Riiiight... Look, if you're trying to sell me something, I'm not interested.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

Tell me about it.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ݁ ‎‍ ‎ 💓𝄒 ‎‍ ‎‍ ‎ ‎ ﹗ ‍‍ @erosidol]

⠀
it’s hard being pretty.

[ＥＡＴ ＳＨＩＴ， ＢＩＴＣＨ!! @bckzobullets]

"Me, hopefully."

A small blink before he realizes what he just said.

"Ah, shit. Sorry, instinct. Uhhh... just waking up, I guess. Youuu?"

[— 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 .ᐟ 𖤐 @HELLSSONGBIRD]

“Why hello there—“

He rubbed the remaining bits of sleep from his eyes before adjusting his glasses to properly look at the imp.

“What’s crackin-?”

[ً @MORTlSUMBRA]

⠀i ⠀aim ⠀to ⠀𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 ⠀but ⠀i ⠀shoot ⠀to ⠀𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

somewhere inside of me, there is a room i haven't entered in years. i think a younger me is still sitting there, wondering why i never came back.