IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax day!
The Chicago Bulls, Chicago Blackhawks and Chicago White Sox teamed up to price gouge fans via the CHSN subscription.
The three teams currently have a combined winning percentage of 32.1%
When I recruited Ben Humrichous from NAIA (Huntington) and offered him a scholarship to Univ of Evansville, he had NO OTHER D1 OFFERS.
Now heโs going to the Final Four at Illinois.
A true transfer portal success story. Couldnโt happen to a better kid ๐๐พ
Demetri McCamey
Meyers Leonard
Brandon Paul
DJ Richardson
Tyler Griffey
Malcolm Hill
Rayvonte Rice
Nnanna Egwu
Tracy Abrams
Leron Black
Giorgi Bezhanishvili
Andres Feliz
Ayo Dosunmu
Kofi Cockburn
Damonte Williams
Trent Frazier
Marcus Domask
Terrence Shannon Jr.
Coleman Hawkins
Aaron Rodgers: I f*cking own you!
Packers fans: Hell yeah, ARod!
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Ben Johnson: F*ck the Packers!
Packers fans: That's just deplorable. How classless!