Brandy Carzoli

Just let life happen.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Got on here just to say. 135mph. Couple secs. Nbd. #livefastdiehard ???

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Why aren't mosquitos dead yet?

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Jalapeno Cheetos clearly have some highly addictive ingredient in them. Like cocaine. This is becoming a problem.

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Trying to embrace the suck tonight but it's not letting me.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

@CheechMarin and @tommychong were great. I'll get you the Ben and Jerry's hook up if you stop by :)

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Laziness begets laziness.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My rear end, in Latin, is “gluteus non-existentus.”

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Ear like garbage, feel like garbage. But everything TASTES. SO. GOOD.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

How can you be mad at someone but still just want to cuddle up to them and end this shitty day?

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

I'd like to order a do-over for today.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Why do #cheetos look so weird? Like what is that shape?

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Migraines<<< I'm bored but it hurts too bad to do anything.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

@MsAlyClass miss you too chicka

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@JOHNNAYYYY lol and my response time is bad.

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@JOHNNAYYYY She was more algae than glitter like I expected, but still pretty. Pooed like all other fish, just hid the cloaca under a scale

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

@JOHNNAYYYY it happens. Met a mermaid though.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Just had a brain/chest freeze that brought me to my knees. Literally. #ouch

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

Tonight I worked, gambled w/ my bossman (his money) & watched my friend serve drinks, naked, at a bar except for a superman apron.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

I need an Icee. Now.

[Brandy Carzoli @bclou4]

I really hate shaving. #GirlProblems #SummerProblems