DMV Saxophonist

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Ladies here is some relationship advice. If You Find a Dak Prescott jersey in his closet? Marry him. He's Loyal! He's Stuck in a burning building with no doors. Still riding with his boy through every L. That man is loyal. #DakPrescott #Cowboys #RelationshipAdvice

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

@Veek321 That’s fair

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Dak Prescott is one of the luckiest superstars in the NFL.
Him and Shedeur Sanders have one thing in common.
The fan base NEVER holds them accountable.
When they lose-somebody else's fault.
Always.
Name one loss Cowboys fans blamed on Dak.
I'll wait.👀
#Cowboys #DakPrescott #NFL

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

@Veek321 When he plays bad it’s always everyone else’s fault. Meanwhile if he played well all that you said wouldn’t matter and he would get all the praise

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Victor Wembanyama got a CLEAN game-winning look against elite defense and people are acting like he failed. Most players never even get that shot off. He just missed it.

Future face of the league or overrated hype? 👀

#VictorWembanyama #NBAPlayoffs #NBAHighlights #Wemby

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Commanders fan giving Eagles fans their credit.
If you talk about an Eagles player without a ring?
They will FILET you.
Hall of Fame jacket don't matter.
No ring? No opinion.
That loyalty is unmatched. 🦅
Fight me. 👇
#Eagles #NFL #EaglesFans #NFCEast

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Smitty benefited from AJ Brown more than AJ Brown benefited from Smitty.
All eyes on Smitty now.
Good luck. 😤
#Eagles #AJBrown #NFLHotTake #NFL

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Knicks win Game 1 in San Antonio.
105-95.
New York hasn't been here since 1999.
Jalen Brunson took Wemby's house.
Statue of Liberty is on notice. 😭🗽
Spurs fans — is it panic time? 👇
#NBAFinals #Knicks #Wembanyama

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Watch this series closely.
The Spurs beat OKC in the West.
4-3. Spurs win Game 7.
This series ends the same way.
4-3. Spurs win Game 7.
New York just got their Game 1.
Same script. Different coast. 👀
Screenshot this.
#NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs #NBAScript

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

OKC won Game 1 in the West.
Spurs took the series anyway.
Now New York has to win tonight.
7 games. Max ratings. Max money.
The script writes itself. 👀
Fight me. 👇
#NBA #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

New York went 4-0 against Cleveland.
Now they gotta face Wemby.
In San Antonio.
As underdogs.
Knicks fans been loud all playoffs.
Game 1 is Wednesday night. 👀
Let's see if the energy holds up in the AT&T Center.
Spurs in 6. Fight me. 🎷
#NBAFinals #KnicksVsSpurs #Wembanyama

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Cowboys fans are that guy at the lunch table. A little too loud. Got something to say about everything. And we gotta stop what we're doing just to deal with them. Every. Single. Morning. #Cowboys #NFL #NFLHumor #DallasCowboys

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

The DMV is the ONLY place in America where every NFC East fan base lives in the same area. Commanders.
Cowboys. Eagles. Giants. All in the same city. I cannot stand it. ■ DMV people — drop your team #DMV #WashingtonDC #NFCEast #NFL #CommandersNation

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Cowboys fans love bringing up our drought. So let me say this clearly: I bet Washington wins another Super Bowl before Dallas does. Mark it. #CommandersNation #Cowboys #NFL #SuperBowl

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Y'all are still judging us by the Snyder years. Those years are OVER. New management. New day. We gonna have to knock somebody down to get some respect. And that's exactly what we're going to do. #CommandersNation #NFL #NewEra

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

I interrupted the whole stream just to deliver this message to Cowboys fans 😭😂

This might be my wildest rant yet.

#DallasCowboys #NFLTwitter #CowboysNation #SportsTwitter #NFLMemes #FootballTalk #WashingtonCommanders

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Eagles fans have stats ready for an argument
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? 😭
Then tell me Jalen Hurts hasn't won 6 games since middle school.
Y'all winning 5 games. 😂
#Eagles #NFL #EaglesFans

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Cowboys fans are living in Zeno’s Paradox 😭

Every season they get “closer” to the Super Bowl…
but somehow never actually reach it 😂

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #NFLTwitter #NFCEast #WashingtonCommanders #SportsTwitter #NFLMemes #FootballTalk

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

The scary part about Wemby?
This doesn’t even feel like peak Wemby yet.

OKC looks like they’re trying to solve a problem the league won’t have an answer for in the next 10 years. 👽

#NBATwitter #Wemby #NBAPlayoffs #Spurs

[DMV Saxophonist @bcobb50]

Wemby got the Thunder looking like the Monstars already stole their powers 😭👽🏀

You can literally see the confidence leaving their faces possession by possession.

#NBA #Wembanyama #ThunderUp #NBATwitter