Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender
@philenejene@RH73achel You’ll never unhear it now. Don’t take a shot everytime she says ‘you know’ cause you’ll be dead 🤣 I counted 8 times in 1 sentence!
my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey
I went to a gorgeous wedding in Dec and something really stuck out to me:
The officiant directed his gaze to the guests and reminded us that we weren’t there just to have fun but that we serve a purpose by being the couple’s community and support system and that by attending…