Brandon Cohen

*deep inspirational quote*

[Brandon Cohen @bcohen351]

5 years later and I’m still not a beautiful women :(

[Brandon Cohen @bcohen351]

I'm still waiting to get nominated for the 20 beautiful woman thing. Like really. Y'all just jealous

[Brandon Cohen @bcohen351]

If there is one thing apush has taught me about recessions in the 20s, in about 13 years, we get Teddy Roosevelt and a new deal.

[charis @gothloglady]

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

No one:

Porn plot:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Science has gone too far

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

In honor of Barstool becoming a gambling company, that time I made some odds of my own

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Me with CTE is still twice as smart as 99% of twitter 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look.

[Kenny Mulvena @kennethmulvena]

@nypost You can’t get mono if you already had it

[Jilly Football @Jilly_Football]

My ex boyfriends wife of 50 years just passed away. How long should I wait before I send him a fb message?

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

Bruhhhh 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣

[Ethan Bradberry @EthanBradberry]

the Regula Volume 103

[Cortez @Cortezgolfs]

It’s spooky szn out here, be careful

[illmac @IllmacTV]

DOG🐶 VS CAT🐱 RAP BATTLE

Who do you think won? RT RT

[Anna of the North @anna_ofthenorth]

Finallllyyyyy. My album will be dropping 25th of October 🐬❤️