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[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

The Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to send Marvin Harrison Jr. to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@mae2h Drugs

[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@reimufan099 Not with that attitude

[viktor @k111vv]

How u on coke and big?!

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

Whenever you have a doubt, just ask yourself, what would captain price do?

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@ick_real Ridiculousness

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@JakeRammos Israel

[Facility Operator @CentristMadness]

What happened to Greenland? Wasn’t Greenland really important?

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Sex is cool,

but have you ever slept with the girl who used to hate you the most?

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@StephB30ftsmurf @JoJoFromJerz You probably call your husband a strong man after he beats you

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@GuntherEagleman It must be so peaceful being so closed minded

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@GuntherEagleman You’re a bootlicking halfwit

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@ailanyus Yuck

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@itsCorasmith You’re not very smart are you?

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

Supporting Trump is like rooting for a bad sports team. No matter how many times they fuck up or don’t produce, you still root and cheer and tell yourself they’ve been cheated, and that they’re still gonna win the championship.

[Cornelius @BCorbelius]

@realjulesr @1bigJawBone I think you’re stupid

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@livewithnoregrt The way they practice Judaism

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@mrmikeMTL Have u tried