CC✨𓃰

no really don’t check up on me •pisces♓️•BLM🖤 she/her

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[kait ⛱️ @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[meli^^ @hatsumeli]

im funny and my pussy is fire. shit’s wild

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐳𝐢 𝐃𝐢𝐨𝐫. 💜 @KhulisoKMahosi_]

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

[ravn @mfnravn]

i grew up sweeping carpet i will beat the fuck outta you idc idc

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

i can’t believe i’m someone’s cool weird sexy older sister

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

[CC✨𓃰 @bcperfect]

@cowboybecsbop OMG I HAVE MY MOMS TOO!

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

You ever sat back in your home and looked at all the stuff you have and just become generally aware that you’re an independent adult who pays bills and keeps yourself alive and decorated a home and it hits you you aren’t 16 anymore and you never will be again and this is your life and you’re living it and you made it

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

I am not a player I truly think everyone I date is my husband until they make me feel a way my husband would not

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

not a day goes by where i don’t think about this tiktok 😭 she gets me so bad

[Lilly of London 🥂🌎 @lillyoflondon]

Told him my tale of chasing and missing the Northern Lights multiple times and he said something like “Maybe you’ll see them in the room come Xmas!” No idea what he meant.

He meant that hotel lighting brings out incredible colours in my first ever diamond bracelet 😭

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I may be single, but at least I don’t have to Venmo my husband for 1/2 the mortgage and forget that it’s posted publicly

[CC✨𓃰 @bcperfect]

I miss my sister ❤️‍🩹

[princesa @myculofat]

i see why men don’t like real bitches. i mean why step up when there’s a loser ass bitch that’ll accept you for the piece of shit you really are. i truly understand

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

[CC✨𓃰 @bcperfect]

yes yes yes everyone else is the problem