I think Uber is having a go at me because the last 3 rides have told me they’re black SUVs & then when they show up they’re baby blue. Same plate. Same driver. The driver’s app says the right color…
Anyway, always check the license plates. And stop playing me, Uber.
“Y’all didn’t want to tell a gal that watching True Detective: Night Country right before sleepy time was a bad idea?!” She says as she’s watching something fluffy to cleanse her mind from that last jump scare.