@Followtheblonde thank you so much for the sweet and hilarious (obvi) cameo for what would’ve been our wedding day! PS We would love for you to officiate if you’re not fully booked for summer 2021 in SEA. I would offer to validate your parking, but sounds like you’re all set 🤣
You ever run like 2 errands and feel like you really accomplished some shit?
#RelaxRetta
Picking up laundry and dropping something at the post office isn’t worthy of a journal entry.
#NeverthelessShePersisted
What we say: “I got myself so many great Christmas presents this year.” What we mean: “I went on a spender bender, and I was the sole beneficiary. It just happened to be December.”